atomic bomb

shawn tan father kena langah at bukit merah. i tell u the effect confirm like atomic bomb. nowonder today afternoon i playing my guitar and den i feel the floor shake and the lights flicker. i thought what happen maybe the construction site nearby or what. now i know. is shawn tan father kena langah. hahahahah.

i pity the fella hu langah andrew. poor thing. never live to see 2006. wahahaha. sad case ahhhh. andrew 10 years don't go back there, the guy hu langah andrew 20 years dun go back there ah! wahahaha. send my condolences.

it is the last day of 2005

it is the last day of 2005. just now went with my (favourite) ah yee go and watch the promise. wth man. its a daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn lame show. hahaha. got 1 part of the show, supposed to be the most important part and the whole cinema was laughing! hahahahha. and it isn't supposed to be a comedy! hahahhaha. damn funny.

anyway. got new guitar effects yesterday. gonna go play arnd with it. wahahha. voodooo chileeeeeeee~~~ \m/ wahahah. den gonna go usher in the new year with relatives later tonight! lataaaaaaaaa!

Austin Scarlett

Austin Scarlett got official website sial. too bad jay the real fat fag. don't have any photos of this kind for me to play with. hahahah. yeah and as u can see at the bottom right. sarah tay do for me one. wahahahah. oh and if u haven't figured, austin's the fag on project runway.

what's the world coming to.

wah. just now while waiting for shawn tan at redhill, i saw this guy who came out of the same train as shawn tan. the way he dress machiam still in the '80s man. imagine john travolta in a pink flower shirt. DAMN! i would've loved to watch him dance to saturday night fever man. wahahahah. then after that at safra, i saw another guy who looked like... JOHN LENNON! hahahah. without the glasses. wahahah.

hahah john tan tell me he that day bet on soccer. den the match kena cancel! wahahaha. so must go to singapore pools and take refund for the bet. so just now we pass by one i go n with him. they ask him to write his IC number on the behind then can refund! hahhahahah. lousy leh. like shawn tan say. 1 second doesnt make you more mature. and 2006 is coming in 2 days. so 2 days wont make you more mature right? i guess? lolol. what ever it is i totally agree with shawn. the law doesnt make sense.

anyway, back to the point. john tan kol his friend ask him how to take the money. his friend say he used his brother's ic number to take. hahahah. so john ask his friend give him the brother ic number for him to use! hahahah stupid right. which person will anyhow give ic number one. so his friend say cannot. tell him anyhow put the number! HAHAHAHA. poor john. 5bucks nia. dun need take back lah. give charity. build up on your good karma. next time easier to strike 4d. wahahha. what goes around comes around what goes up muuust come dowwwwnnn. lalalala. (dunno how the next part goes. heh).

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you know sometimes u see in shows sometimes got mad people walking around the street saying 'REPENT! THE END IS NEAR!'? i wonder whether really got this type of people sia walking on the street. if anyone approaches me and tell me that the end is near, i think i might just hear him out. wahahahaha. all this talk about the end of the world reminds me of the episode of the simpsons about the rapture.

safra pool hall

whooo! safra pool hall pays well man. 7 bucks per hour to sit there, press buttons and read newspaper.(if not crowded got chance to open table and play even ah. i think.) the uncle aunty there all oso quite friendl. totally unlike those at west coast(THE BITCH INSISTED I WAS UNDER 16 DAMMIT). wahahaha! only thing is the working hours on fri sat and sun is until 3am. abit late man. maybe go during holidays. but now holidays almost over liao. nvm tomorrow we going to enquire more about it. hahaha. song ah!

rynel su go to his cousin house play mahjong sial. he say he's the one with the money. so they cannot start without him? i guess he just meant that he was going to lose give all his money away to his cousins? and make the world a better place? my ass. still say buy 4d waste money. kanina play mahjong and buy 4d still give money away wad go wad difference? no logic. as daniel always say. i think the horns get in the way of logical thinking sometimes. HAHAHAH. okay that was a joke. rynel dont feel offended. heh.

LOL! dunno whether its a coincidence or what. i was just dissing linkin park on teresa's tagboard and now when i want to find for john tan's msn contact so that i can disturb him about coming to poly next next year, i see comrade chen si bak gao mad dog chinaboy diggie king nick put 'Linkin Park'. hahahah. weird huh? anyway, whats so great about linkin park? chester sounds like a whining bitch, the korean dude thinks he's white, that guy who raps thinks he's eminem(eminem thinks he's black) and they should kick their bassist out cos he's just taking up space on album covers(you don't hear shit from his bass. or maybe its my speakers. but i'm sure i can do a better job. heh).

okay now its time for me to go into hiding from the million and one(brother chen) fans who would be after my blood. later.

mock subway attack

next month the first few weeks scdf want to make mock subway attack to simulate what will happen in case got real terrorist. read the report here.

i hope shawn tan kena trapped on the train. longer the better. wahahahahahah!

shawn tan is addicted to football manager

shawn tan just now call me. this is how our conversation went.

shawn:hello
moi:yeah?
shawn:eh u fucking cheebye
moi:shut the fuck up
shawn:eh i kol u back i need to make a phone call

2 minutes later

shawn:hello
moi:yeah?
shawn:eh u fucking cheebye
moi:shut the fuck up
shawn:i realise i dun have the person's number
moi:hahahahahah. eh i ask u how come when u call me the ringtone i set doesnt play
shawn:what tone u using
moi:orh i using hawaii five-o the song. ou know that one? (sing the tune)
shawn:(sings funkytown)
moi:(listen to shawn's rendition of funkytown) eh read my blog
shawn:wait la. important match. (sings usher's yeah)
moi:wad match
shawn:league game. wait ah hold on ah

30 seconds later....

shawn:dunno hu vs dunno hu.
moi:huh?
shawn:whatever it is i won again. aiya i play until world cup den i stop. toot toot. now koling ah toot toot
moi:(records the conversation)
mavis(in background):have u take your medcine?
shawn:YAH! and we talk about it talk about it. toot toot toot tooot tooooot toot tooot toooot tooot toooot. FUNKYTOWNNNNNNNN!
moi:(continues recording the conversation)
shawn:eh i kol u back later.
moi:okay bye.

see la. all he do is sing songs from the disco era or play football manager. he say his addiction rating is 'time to change your underwear' noooob laaaaaa. hahaha. that game seems very addictive ah?

john tan mother father buying a bently

wahahha. john just now tell me his parents buying a bently sial! BENTLY LEH! dun play a ful. wahahha. if i die in car accident, i want to kena bang down by a john tan's father's ahmad! whahaha. but which bently owner will anyhow go and bang people with their car? maybe la. if their name is andrew tan f/o shawn. wahahah.

ohya. john tan also got tell me. he now playing pokemon. walaoeh. where got such thing one. jc boy play pokemon. he say until he so pro somemore. so now i very sure, he next year going to join us in poly. i think he will go to np. but there got neo bak zhang and alot more people. so sure got protection one. hahaha dun need scared get bully. wahahha.

okay la. dun disturb john already.

p.s. today's post is all bullshit except for the part about john and pokemon and john and coming to poly.

i am a sucker for ginger beer

never ever buy anything you haven't tried before that doesnt have a price tag.


yes. i was thristy after pool so i go to the cafe next door to buy drink. as the title reads, i'm a sucker for ginger beer, so after i dug out the bottle of mineral water from the pile of ice and leaving it inside because its just a bottle of mineral water, next thing my eyes aim at is the ginger beer. there wasn't any price tag, so i thought how expensive can it get and just took a bottle go and pay. i ask the fella how much. he say. 4 dollars. i try to keep quiet. i look at shawn tan, shawn tan look at me. i reluctantly pull 4 bucks out of my wallet. if i top up 60cents more i can get 2 cans of tiger from 7/11 leh.

so i thought for 4 bucks this stuff better be good. first thing i put in my mouth, it tastes like cough syrup. dammit. next time, i'm sticking to schweppes and bundaberg. and unless i'm dying, i'm staying away from the cafe at safra.

safra pool hall hiring part time staff. dunno should go and apply anot. hahha. but i see all the staff aunty and uncle. very depressing leh. hahaha. but maybe can challenge the uncle. for free! hahaha.

walaoeh

samuel l. jackson think he very young. lololol. i watching mtv movie awards on ch5. the way he dress.. he think he 20 years old ah. hahhaa.

chocolat

things i learnt in 2005

1.satriani,malmsteen,blink182 and pink floyd are no good for putting me to sleep
2.relient k put me to sleep b4 the first track ended (or maybe i was just damn tired)
3.holiday specials on tv are fucking boring
4.trey should never ask santa for a new computer because elves know nuts about electronics
5.trey would never get a new computer from santa because elves know nuts about electronics
6.trey would never get a new computer from santa because he's been a bad boy (that just sounds wrong. damn.)
7.angmohs are swaku and stupid
8.using the numbered list tool makes your lists look neater

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anyway just now i was watching a show on discovery t&l. they go and see all the famous chocolate factories in ammerica. walao all of them looks realllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll goooooooooddddddddddddddddddd. damn.

one of them moulds their chocolates into all sorts of funny shapes. he made one in the shape of the san francisco skyline. cool man. hahah. but sad for that old man who owns the factory, i think he's gonna die of diabetes. wahahah.

and the rest also looked damn good la. but cant remember the names. one of them makes chocolate pasta. looked damn good man. maybe must try call rynel su to make. heh.

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anyway, later meeting shawn tan. fucking josiah suthan s/o pribakaran and rynel su s/o frank dunno how to reply sms. handphone throw away la. wahahha. jason ow another one. stay at home play footbal manager oni dun wan to come out. hahah. and poor daniel's in truly asia. hope he dun get raped. wahahha.

merry christmas!

merry christmas to everyone!

its christmas eve and i'm so bored. go nowhere to go. so sad right. hahah. i spent the whole afternoon playing the same fucking lick on the guitar. hopefully i got enough patience to do this the whole of next week. lol.

anyway xiang juin has got more comments on her latest post than all the comments i have added up! i'm so jealous! hahaha.

Merry Christmas!

insomnia

i'm supposed to be in lalaland by now but i ca't fall asleep. dammit. i was lying in bed since 11.30 but cannot sleep. kanina. so first i take my handphone play song. i play all my joe satriani songs (oni got 8 on my phone, abit pathetic la lol) but den still cannot sleep. so i decide to turn on the comp and blog about.. me not able to sleep. lol.

anyway, its christmas eve! christmas is tomorrow! time to try and catch some sleep! and when i wake up, sleep and wake up again, it'll be christmas day! whee.

ang mohs.

its the holidays and i've got nothing to do at home, so i went to miniclip.com and played their online pool. i was playing with this guy from holland, so he started a conversation with me. he tried to ask me where i am from. so the first time he asked i couldnt reply, cos this dumb miniclip.com system doesnt allow free accounts to talk more than 3 times in 30secs. so he asked again

Guy from Holland: where you from? i'm from holland

Moi: i'm from singapore

Guy from Holland: i see. its winter in singapore?

Moi: nah. singapore's a tropical island

Guy from Holland: yeah. they have seasons too right?

at this point in time i almost burst out laughing. but being the nice person that i am, i decided to laugh about him on my blog and not in his face. heh.

this is proof that some alot most ang mohs are damn swa ku. not just swaku. quite dumb as well. since when did tropical countries have seasons? oh yeah. there is. its summer from 10am to 6pm in my room when the air-con is off and winter from 6pm-10am when the air-con is switched on. oh and now that the blinds are spoilt, the sun refuses to rise too. whats the world coming to.

interesting

http://vinceli.com/video_4444.htm

the swan: contest of beauty or skill?

they go for pagaent is showcasing beauty or plastic surgeon's skill? they want to clear insecurities or what like extreme makeover can liao mah. like that go and pagaent showing off plastic.. what the fuck for? nothing to be proud of mah.

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anyway just now we go rynel su house for shawn to do his smlj spss, which didnt work. so i just sit there and entertain them while rynel su repair the thing. rynel cooked dinner and gave us some to eat. got future sial. he say is fusion. i say good food is good food. simi lan jiao fusion. waahha.

so after that we all go to west coast meet daniel lim. THE FUCKING AUNTY SAY I DON'T LOOK LIKE I AM 16. fuck ah. i tell her i 30 year old, SKII products very good to use one. u see the QiQi on the advertisement ah. now 30+ years old already look like 18 year old. kanina. aunty why dun believe ah. so she tok cock, translated it means 'don't talk so much cock just take out your fucking card and show me'. so i take out lor. knnbccb. but i scared ah wait my card i take out she steal go borrow money from ah long how? so nvm la, although her face look very cheebye ithink she wun do anything like that la. so i take out show her. she say 'orh. buay chap buay ni ah. heh heh.' and walk off. i last time say i want to boycott west coast. end up no choice today must go back. after today, i swear i dun wan to go back there ever again ah.

and i notice that we always go to kfc and reminisce of our sec school days. either is bukit merah central or clementi. and the best part is everytime we talk about the same thing. wahhaha. but today ah. we took damn long to decide on going to kfc. we walk 1 huge round around clementi central cannot decide what to eat. end up shawn tan say go eat kfc. the girl at the counter like first day on the job. take few minutes to serve one customer. shawn tan pull me over to his queue say sure faster. fucking hell my queue the aunty serve finish 3 customer the girl still serving him. damn. hire me la.

so tok cock finish already go home lor. bus fare nowadays very expensive man. my mother give me giro ez link card so i dun notice. shawn tan ask the driver go bukit merah central from clementi central pay how much. he say $1.70! KNNBCCB. i last time pay 45cents one now increase by 400%?! how can sial.

okay la. i got nothing to say liao. later.

lets go on strike

lets all go on strike! everyone dun do their e learning assignments! wahahha. its a stupid system man. same thing happened during the gems registration and jae. go inside 1 page take so long to load. waste time.

anyway later going rynel su house. shawn tan want to go rynel house do his project cos rynel have a pirated copy of SPSS. some lan jiao software that they use for statistics. so im going to tune rynel's guitar and make some noise disturb them. wahahha. i hope master chef rynel cooks something for us to eat oso. heh.

i realise my english is getting worse. especially after coming into poly. jialat ah. or maybe is because i listen to too much zhng my car. nowsdays ah, form a proper sentence oso must think so hard. just now i doing discussion for the pain in the arse dark adaptometry. i must think so long how to make the sentences sound right. and i think they still sound abit off. hahah. jialat ah.


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system of a down was voted best band of the year on ultimate-guitar.com. heh. worst band of the year was green day. hahah.

okay la. i think i need to make my way to jurong east already. or i confirm late one. hahah. den on the way there i can listen to system of a down's hypnotize which i just got yesterday! whooo. laaaaaateeeeeeeeeer.

dark adaptometry..

..is a (fucking) pain in the (fucking) arrrrrrrsssssssssssseeeeeeeeeee. and i'm sure xiang juin, teresa and especially ai ling will agree with me.

last week, being the earlybirds in rajeev's prac, we were given the glorious(right.) task of doing dark adaptometry. and all i can say is, dark adaptometry is a (fucking) pain in the (fucking) arse. yeah i think i mentioned it before. lol.

so since we were not able to complete our prac last week, with the help of joshua (heh), we had to complete it today. so edmund chao extra got nothing better to do follow us go inside the room and disturb us. he go inside sleep might as well go home and sleep hor? hahha. anyway, i was made to do the turning thing again because they're all noooooooobs! hahah. so we ended at about 2 and i kol john tan go out.

motherfucking john made me wait for damn long(as usual) kanina! hahah. so we walk walk walk walk walk. den we met hanny agnes liyana and ker jing at taka. weihan say she walk around in the supermarket see my name alot time. got the biscuit, got the wine, got dunno wad else. i say, she should go and buy 4d. or toto. its a good omen. confirm strike. strike liao give me alex a treat! bwahahha.

weihan wants me to post something good about her on my blog. i am now discussing the terms with her and i will post it as soon as i get the cash. later.

holidays have started..

..and i have no idea of what to blog about. and this is not good.

boredom.

i am so bored i actually considered picking up some old books i never completed. but i figured that would definitely put me to sleep. and sleeping at an hour like that would mean that i'd be waking up at 7am on the first day of the holidays tomorrow. and that is not good.

CLS FUNFAIR!

today. i woke up at 730am. we were supposed to meet at.. err.. 730am? hahah. so i rushed out of the house. Met edmund joshua and zhida and we went with janice and kian kiat to disturb chris. chris finally took out his darts and showed us some of his ski||z. hahaha. wasted didn't manage to catch any pics of that.

so we started off the day by blowing balloons which were used for the decoration of the stall.

while we were sitting down and blowing ballons in the shade, our chefs were cooking up a storm in the make shift kitchen. we were brought some fish and chips for breakfast while blowing the balloons too! haha.

check out janice's 3 in 1 stick which eventually got eaten by.. er.. i dunno who. haha somemore she want us to sell it for 3 bucks ah.

heh. BUSTED! pecking on the food while waiting for customers. thats joshua's and teresa's hand btw. heh.

okayyy i admittttttt i was staring at some chio bu daydreaming.

lek xuan and ailing designing the menu of the day~

all done!

as you might have noticed we were given a stall in some uber ulu corner of god knows which part of sp. so to make up for our location, we needed height.

LYN be nimble LYN be quick~ LYN go under the limbo stick~ lalalalala~ extreme boredom. i hurt my back doing it. LOL.

our prizes from the dice game. edmund and i had to spend all our money at that stall. limpeh si du wang! wahhaha. and this was only the first round. over the course of the day, joshua agnes teresa edmund moi and a few more people went back to their stall determined to clear out their stock. but too bad we din have enough coupons. lol.

cherrrrrrrrr. dunneed shy one. camera is friend. won't eat you one. wahahah.

chris patronizing our stall. he dare to dun meh? heh.

okay la. still got more pictures. but if i post all i'd be posting til next year. okay la. that was an exageration. i'd be posting til next month at least. LOL. i uploaded the pics to yousendit or at my fotopic.net gallery (mr ng the pic u requested for is inside. dun wan post here la. not very nice. heh). you can get it there. but its valid for 7 days only hor. hahaha. oh shucks. i think there is a pic of us raiding the spoc fridge inside? opps. lololol. okay la. i shall end here. (i'd be so pissed if they give me any error while publishing. so i'm not taking any chances lol) out!

the mostest irritatingest show in the wholest widest world

lately on tvmobile they've been showing this show diva on the dime. its some makeover show where they get someone to go for a makeover. they will attempt to dress a person in what looks like designer clothes, but at a fraction of the cost.

i find it the most irritating show on earth for a few reasons:

1. The hosts are fucking irritating
2. Besides being irritating, the guy is damn gay(but not happy), i think his name is Maha. although he's in a different league from the austin guy in project runway, he's still damn gay.
3. Thankfully they replaced the fag with another less faggorty guy
4. They forever use the same lines, 'and today for our inspiration look, we will be using a beautiful [insert random colour] piece designed by [insert random designer]'s from his [insert random season] [insert random year] collection. In total, it costed [insert random four digit number].
5. They repeat each episode about a million times a week, before airing the next one.
6. Due to my short journeys on the bus, the same segment of the show will be showing everytime i watch it. Most of the time i will be watching the part stated in point #4(otherwise that damn gundam cartoon/anime/whatever you call it would be showing)
7. I never never ever get the chance to watch the reveal [refer to last point]
8. They drive ah kwa chia
9. Lastly, the guy is fucking gay(eh.. have i mentioned this? bah what the heck.)

i swear i'm bringing my mp3 player everywhere i go now. so i won't have to torture my ears listening to a bunch of wannabe designers talk shit. this damn dancing show has a very lame ending. too bad i don't watch it enough or i'd do an alternative ending for it too. wahahah.

click to enlarge it!!

WAHAHAHA. out!

shawn tan on why sbs is unreliable.

http://ew18redhill.blogspot.com/2005/12/hypothesis-testing-on-bus-service-14.html

i don't understand a shiet. but. what the heck. sbs is unreliable.

MJ strikes again!

MJ strikes again! TONG ZHI MEN! MICHAEL IS GUILTY! damn i hope chen yu yan doesn't see this. he'll hunt me down and make me sing michael jackson songs to him. but in the worst case scenario, cyy might just do what michael is best at, and no its not singing(refer to attached pic). heh.

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everyone! beware of alex! he loves peeping at people in the cubicle! he might just become an MJ when he grows up. although i scincerely hope that doesnt happen. right. wahahahah.

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and wassup with the eight days oversized edition. i can increase my line breaks, upload larger pictures, and talk a hell lot more of cock. and call it, the TODAY IN THE LIFE OF MOI, OVERSIZED EDITION. and remember to add a huge HUGE HUGE poster of narnia somewhere in the middle. and add a page of un-funny jokes on the last page. maybe because its a publication like that so they must be more conservative? but still? might as well don't publish. want to censor things that cannot be said might as well publish something elsewhich doesnt need to be censored and is still funny. tio bo? i'd rather read xiaxue, or for that matter, rockson. at least they're funny. wahahah.

oversize edition for what. make it harder to read only. same reason why i don't read the newspapers unless i have a table in front of me. haha.

i think i want to zhng the blog again. the spectrum on top not nice. see when i free i go find a nice pic to put there. lol. out.

shawn tan on the SP campus

"i rmb i go into SP before. the place really can play counterstrike sia. damn big and got alot of corridor and staircase one. very narrow one. i think can play like counterstrike.den at night become dead or alive. at night must be quite scary sia, scarly from e side got pple jump and attack u thomas tay. come and dig out ur eyeball. den u must become optometry case study already. hahahahahah! thomas tay phone kanna confiscated by his lectuerer cos he call me! sucker sia. i wonder if he must do detention. go and dig tree and fill up yellow form. on his blog still ask me go and dig tree with him. wah, back in those days ah, i become plant expert leh. pple ask me what is my cca in secondary sch, i say soccer and gardening club. but retired already lah. everyday during detention dig hou meng hsien's stupid tree. he say wanna shift it back to dover so i must dig out the soil from the root with this small little thing tts suppose to a spade. cheebye, tiring sia. lucky me and thomas smart, always go canteen and socialize one. u know from there know alot of pple sia. become very famous as the gardener. cos pple always walk past and ask me what i doing. cb kpo. i think i spend most of my secondary sch life doing detention and digging tree sia. or sitting outside the staff room. i rmb got one time i doing detention with justice k pousson. then he take out one big bunch of straw from his bag, kapo from macdonald one, come and play lightsaber!"

nnb shawn tan is who's fault i kena ah? i actually clean record one okay. wahaha. and dun worry. nobody will dig my eyeball. people want to dig also will go nyp find u and dig yours first. wahahha.

rock school

today i watched rock school. its a documentary about the paul green school of rock music. this paul green fella teach small kids from age 9-17 years old play rock music. siala. cool man. the little kid 12 years old nia can play guitar until so good. haha. then got another 2 kids brother and sister sing iron man by black sabbath. siala. those 2 i think about 10 years old oni sia. the voice still squeaky squeaky sing ozzy osbourne song ah. wahahha.

the paul green guy abit psycho. walk around shout bad word at the kids. hahah. i can imagine toh siew lan screaming at us man 'all you is fuckers! do all your's fucking graphs properly or i will makes you all fucking stay back. MOTHERFUCKERS!' whahahahaha. i can imagine.

then got another girl, face macham drug addict. can play guitar play keyboard and sing very well. when she free she hang out with a bunch of guys who rap hymns. ahahah. like wtf. who raps hymns?!

according to paul green, no one is talently deficient. its just that you don't practice enough. wah. very motivated ah. hahahah.

You Really Got Me Now

the kid on the lead is only 12 years old. sorry ah the quality abit bad. heh

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so just now was talking to shawn tan. he say his friends came up with new acronyms for commonly used phrases:

FYF - Fuck Your Friend
WYCCCCC - Why You Call Call Call Call Call
FCB - Fucking Cheebye Bangla
INCYL - I Never Call You Leh
YCOMTIKYAWFADIGU - You Call One More Time I Kill You Ah Whole Family All Die I Gangster Understand
YCPN - You Come Punggol Now

hahahha. some of you may be able to guess the origins of these phrases. wahahha. lame right? shawn tan. what you expect? lame is his in-between-first-and-middle name. Shawn Lame Balloon Tan Wei Liang. heh.

Amazing race time. out.

its my birthday!

wahahaha. im finally 17 but too bad dawn u're still FOURTEEN. hahaha.

and apparently.. i look like this:

thanks best friend, no.1 fan and ker jing for the present! hahaha. dun worry throw me in ocean shark oso wun get to eat me one. heh. and i think i got a papercut opening it. damn. lolol.

i had no idea that wholivesnear you and that irritating birthday calender thing actually sends birthday greetings. haha.

zhng-ed my blog again

song bo. i removed the smiley grim reaper already(cockroach). now i got a rainbow on my blog. wahahah. eh i zhng my blog ah. is dedicate to chris ng one okay. cos it has come to my attention that my blog has been divuldged to him! how! oh no! sei ah. hahah. anyway, if you're looking at this, then, HI CHRIS!! hahahah.

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when i was younger my dad used to tell me that people who have moles which are red in colour on their body will grow up to be rich. RICH! hahah. lately while i was bathing i noticed a mole. not just a mole, a RED MOLE! i've been monitoring it for awhile to ensure it isn't a pimple or anything else. and i'm quite certain it IS a red mole. wahahahah. I'M GONNA BE RICH!!!! i'm so looking forward to it!

and no chris, i don't need no randomised controlled tests. people with red moles WILL grow up to be rich. WHAHAHAHA!!

kua tio gui

its a kinda magic.

wah. this morning i heard the advertisement for 'Its a kinda magic' on the radio. its a musical about QUEEN. woohoo. i wanna go. wahahaha. they'll be performing in singapore on the 20th and 21st january. i wanna go! who wanna go with me?? hahaha.

queen is one of my favourite bands(but edmund they all know i have many many many favourite bands) heh. unfortunately no chance to see them perform live. watch the musical is the next best thing lor. haha. the website show alot of good reviews man. but must find people go with me first =.=

winnie the pooh going for an extreme makeover?!

today was a boring day. didn't have much to do the whole day except to read yahoo news. yahoo news! NEWS. do you believe it? i was actually reading the news. then i came across this very interesting article concerning one my favourite cartoon characters when i was younger.

the first line reads, 'Just in time for his 80th birthday, Winnie-the-Pooh is getting an extreme makeover'.

i am going to attempt to give winnie the pooh his makeover. heh heh heh. i found this photo of winnie off the net and decided to play around with him. heh.

first i decided to give him a liposuction on that fatass of his, removed those unsightly humps on his forehead and pulled his ears back so that he would look more.. er.. normal.

damn they should have hired me as the artist for winnie the pooh. too bad i wasn't born then. then winnie told me he wanted to look like Janice Dickinson, so i gave him a few doses of botox to relieve the stress on his facial muscles.

wahahaha. not bad right. extreme makeover mah. so i give you EXTREME la. wahahaha. aiya. like that actually count good already. when they give winnie the makeover, lets just hope his makeover doesn't turn out like that:

i know.. thats just sick. i actually wanted to give winnie some chin implants and some abs. but unfortunately, my photo editing skills very n00bish la. hahaha. i'm no xiaxue! ahaha.

hahah nola. apparently they're gonna give winnie the pooh the voice of 'a six-year-old tomboyish girl'. like wth? since when did winnie become a girl? they're gonna use 3d animation too. cool sial. but unfortunately i won't be watching it. i got no disney channel :( WAHAHAHA.

why we tag instead of msn.

yes i always wondered why people tag instead of msn. and jeph came up with a brilliant answer to that question yesterday. i would never have thought of it. lol. she says that when talk on msn very fast will run out of things to say. but if we tag each others blogs the replies come once every half hour or so, then can continue chatting for a longer time! brilliant right? haha.

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hahaha. weihan just left a comment on the post about starbucks.

tyranny said...
haha, i got embarrassin story to share~ yest i went to queue for the 'free' starbucks also, and then i order mocha sth or sth mocha, and i thot the gal would automatically give me the cold one right? so when they passed the drink to me i went to ask this waiter guy for a straw and he was lyk 'u sure u want to drink THAT with a straw?' (his tone was as amused as his expression was) and i immediately looked down at my drink and to my embarrassment it was HOT MOCHA. not cold. imagine how paiseh i felt. thank god i never have to see that guy again.

all i can is... HAHAHAHAHAHA!

survivor guatemala

one of the girls is so damn skinny. i dunno wads her name. don't usually follow the show. but the tv happened to be on ch5 today. and even though my last good meal was about 3 hours ago, the food in the reward challenge looks fucking good.

talking about food. poor shawn tan rush home to eat his turtle soup, end up mother lazy go out. EAT FRIED RICE. WAHAHA. sad case. and i have decided to boycott west coast recreational center. bad air, unfriendly staff and bad lighting. safra here i come! dunno where the china auntie at west coast go to liao. i bet she misses me. wahaha.

presentation day!!

haha. today was report writing presentation day. we met at 10 oclock in school(5 hours before the presentation) and edmund came 1 hour late. 1 hour late. hardcore ah? ahahah. so we touched up on the slides and rehearsed for 4 hours. and now we know that on fridays go and eat at 2.30pm. then the aunty at the western stall will give more food. waahhaha. now we know. and its so easy to get tables at that time.

the presentation went quite well. so after that, we stayed behind to disturb weihan janice kerjing and may ong's group. haha. kena chased out of the room nevermind, we go next door and watch! WAHAHAH. so later we went to the library to print rajeev's practical and joshua left edmund's thumb drive in the computer which he used! ahaha.

then the best thing happened after we all made our way out of school. me edmund and lao da together, we walked past the lift opposite the toilets at t1. the lift door wide open there for us to take, so i sneaked in. heh. i pressed ONE. CHEEBYE. the lift go upstair. some fucking lecturer press and then i had to go up. so damn paiseh la. wahaha. so i faster go out at the 3rd floor and go down. then when the lift opened at the 2nd floor, lao da went in. the lecturer still inside
ahaha. like a bunch of retards.

so i met rynel later. bloody shawn tan never come because he go and eat turtle soup with his mum. nabeh never invite moi. this kind of brudderrrrrr. somemore he before that go zoo with his balloon girl. basket singapore zoo is like the mostest boringestest zoo in the wholest world. ah. forgot she's just a kid. heh.

okay la. i want to watch the devan nair tribute liao. haha. quite interesting ah. bye.

SMRT Taxis launches good service promise with Tip-the-Driver Initiative

when i heard about this on the headlines of news 5 tonight i knew i had to blog about this. i wanted to listen to the story on news but my sis insisted on watching this fucked up dancing show on channel8. so i read the story on the channelnews asia webby.

so apparently, smrt is setting up some initiative where u can tip the driver if he has good service and u can get a money back garuntee if the service was not up to standard. so according to the article, they wish for drivers to greet the passenger, give a safe journey, switch on meters at start and turn it off at end and blah blah blah. haven't the taxi drivers been already doing all these? maybe except for the greet the passenger part. and somemore they want the taxi driver to give safe journey. but this is singapore man. u drive fast u drive slow also the fucker behind confirm will complain. so whats the difference? and they actually expect singaporeans to tip the cabbie voluntarily. when i heard the headline i thought they will make it compulsory for the passenger to tip or something. then if like that is like gambling already. but lucky, smrt got quite alot of brains.

so they also say that if the passenger is not happy with the service they can call the hotline and get a money back garuntee. 'But will passengers abuse this money-back guarantee scheme?' they ask. my answer. OF COURSE LA. as i said earlier this is singapore man. sure got people chao kar one. just now hear headline already first thing come to my mind is 'heh can cheat'. wahahaha.

so, in conclusion, i think this initiative is useless. i believe singaporeans will not be so gracious as to give tips voluntarily and the system will definately be abused. those who will tip would already have tipped without any initiative of this sort.

oh and the article also says 'As for drivers who go the extra mile, SMRT hopes commuters can tip them. '. limpeh say, kanina if the taxi driver go an extra mile of course must pay la. chao chee bye. the meter down there for fuck ah? 100meter 10cents right? extra mile must pay $2.40 leh! wahahaha.

fucking iced coffee forever giving me stomachache. 6 bucks for a stomachache. today 2.05 for a stomach ache. not bad.

john tan being productive for once.

just now when i came online john tan show me this video regarding on of my older posts. the sprite + mentos one. check it out. its damn cool. i want to try it before i die. muahaha.

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this morning i was supposed to go to plaza sing to help me faaaaaaaaaavouriteeeeeeee ah ee book tickets for the gala prenier of some show. i think its that new jang dong gun show 'the promise' or something like that. but i had to study for today's test, so i cannot go. ah ee you know i would help you if i could riiiiight?? haha. (she reads my blog too if you're wondering why.) heh. oh and by the way its the 8th of decemeber. its comiiiing. wahahhaa.

apparently this jang dong gun guy is a great singer. but everytime my ah ee play this song at my house i listen.. like nothing special leh. maybe its because all songs of foreign languages (note: by foreign i mean anything that isn't english) and rap, hip-hop, techno, dance, trance and whatever i missed(you know that pattern one?) all sound the same to me.

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so just now i met shawn tan and rynel su for the usual. but with a twist. rynel su want to bring us to starbucks at holland v for a 'surprise'. we all dunno what he talking about so just follow him. we took 106 missed the holland v stop. rynel's fault la. nabei. so we took to the next stop annd since we are lazy bastards we took a cab back. the next stop really very far away man. anyway the cab ride costed us 2.50 ahahah. the uncle must have damn pissed off with us.

so when we reached starbucks, rynel tell us. starbucks organise some charity thing between 5-7pm. you donate any amount to the salvation army and u get a free beverage. i regret donating. the idiots ringing the bell were damn damn damn damn irritating. anyway, you can read more about their promotion here. aiya its over already la. so who cares. i had to take some photos man. its in situations like this that i wish i had my digicam. i just wasted 3 mms-es. damn.

check out the queue man. and when i took this shot we were only halfway through. they had waitresses serve coffee to the people queing. they claim its their special christmas blend. but what the heck, just because they have a chio bu to make the coffee using a machine, another chio bu to serve the coffee and at what? 5-ple the price? doesn't make it any different from kopi-c-siew dai-peng. chee bye. rip off.

thats our receipt and the free 2006 calender that came with the donation(i found a 2003 st. aloysius gonzaga calender in my wallet recently). well, at least we donated. shameless bunch of malays in front of us just walk through without donating. really no shame. lol.

i had the toffee nut latte and shawn and rynel had the peppermint mocha. mine was better. haha. i cant stand the peppermint smell. too overpowering. haha. normal price, 6.10. today's price, 2.05. hahaha. the 5 cents ah. we were trying to be funny. we thought neeed to give money to cashier, actually put inside donation box. not fun. haha.

and my shoulder is aching. my fucking bag is too heavy. next time i'll buy a bagpack. fuck slingbags. and i think i'll bring out the digicam when i get a bagpack. the slingbag is too small. i really really cant afford to keep mms-ing myself. haha.

oh and something very interesting happened just now. sually to go home from safra me rynel and shawn all take different bus. just now when we were leaving safra, ALL OUR BUSES CAME AT ONCE AND LEFT WITHOUT US. hahaha. while we were still across theroad. fucked up right. shawn ended up walking home and i waited for the bus with rynel. shit man. rynel remembered to get his ipod nano back from me. damn. hahaha.

okay la. talk enough already today. out.

singnet sucks

ji gu pa world championships scoreboard
Edmund:10
Zhida:3
Moi:7
Alex:0
competition ends when i overtake edmund. heh.
*****

internet was down the whole fucking afternoon. keep calling singnet technical support whole evening either on hold or number busy. kanina. what kind of fucking customer service is this man. and i thought the delifrance outside my house had bad customer service. nabeh. cant even talk to any customer service. fuck.

that day on my way home i hungry, usually i will go to 7/11 and buy a sandwich, but that day i felt like eating something else. so i went to the delifrance next door and decided to order a chicken mayo sandwich which i havent had in eons. so i go and queue up. in front of me got 2 people, but still take so fucking long to take my order. cheebye. maybe i impatient or what la. but im sure that sec2 kid working at the kfc next door could have taken my order in a much shorter time. next time i want to eat delifrance, i'll have it at gleneagles. who knows? maybe i can get free drink, get discount or even use an expired staff discount coupon which i got from shawn in march! hahaha.

so in the six hours that my internet was down, i realised that i could still surf local sites. so first i try to go to singnet.com.sg get some technical help. but no use. kanina their technical advice on their website is USELESS. then later i go yahoo singapore and try to play game. but the game dun wan to load. so i play blast billiards combo for awhile. then i try my luck, type in blogs that i frequent. end up i was reading tomorrow.sg and finickyfeline.net(it was the only 2 that worked) the whole evening. cheebye.

and now that the internet is back up, and my msn is connected, and i can blog, i still don't know what i'm gonna do after this post is published. maybe i go and study for tomorrow's test. at least sch starts at 1. so can wake up late and study. then take my time go sch. heh. then reach school liao can challenge edmund play ji gu pa. make sure i overtake him. wahahaha. edmund watch it man. today u better tie your brother to the chair make him play ji gu pa with you and practice ah. wahahaha.

okay man. i'll end here. out.

john tan

moi is a french word which means me. it isn't an ah lian creation. and it is pronounced 'muahhhhhh'. heard that john? slowly ah boy. take your time ah.

fucking head & shoulders

cheebye. my eye is burning. everytime i bathe confirm got this head and shoulders go inside my eye. fucking pain man. i think must buy johnson & johnson no more tears already. chee bye. hahaha.

anyway, just now while walking to the lt for doctor koh's class, we found a job advertisement on the floor (note:we found it on the floor, we didn't rip the whole thing off a notice board.). hahaha. so me and alex call and apply for the job. the girl tell us sms her our paticulars and she will get back to us. so, we sms-ed her our paticulars and waited for her call. in the lt we put our bags on the row in front,

alex: eh, i feel the chair vibrating. i think she calling back sia.
moi: sure not?
alex: *searching his bag frantically* really sia. i just now feel the chair moving.
moi: dun bluff la.
alex: opps its in my pocket.
moi: motherfucker.

wahahah. anyway, after that we told edmund the girl voice sound very young. edmund get very excited and say he like. say he wan at night call. hahaha. i think he pedophile sia. like shawn tan ah. opps. i hope miss balloongirl doesnt read this. heh. and yes shawn, i'm calling you a pedophile. wahahah.

wah. i think i want to ask my mother buy milo next time she go supermarket ah. wah i see the advertisement milo really damn good man. drink milo already can go SEA game win gold medal ah! wahahha. dun pray pray ah. i think i better drink more milo ah. and not just win gold medal okay. u drink milo already u can swin in the ocean like dolphins! whahaha. dun play a ful.

and i hope milo advertisement is not bluff people one. last time i see chicken essence advertisement, the whole class drink chicken essence before exam all pass with fly colours! so i thought is real one. i before o level prelim chinese and o level chinese exam i drink 1 bottle, got ginseng flavour one even. kanina come out still fail. the tv bluff people one. u think heinekien really can attract aliens meh? is bullshit understand. no alien will come one.

thats why i say. all this ang moh think they very clever, just because they can make the spaceship fly to mars they big fuck ah. limpeh tell u, u can make spaceship fly to mars, but you don't know alien psychology, is useless one. but alien psychology is not very difficult to understand actually. actually come to think of it, is universal one. you want to attract alien/human/or whatever else there is in the universe, is not put heinekien there, but all you need to do is put the tiger beer there. not the beer, but the JESSICA ALBA POSTER! wahahahah. if still got no alien come, you know means wad? MEANS GOT NO ALIEN LA. wahahah.

okay la. csi start already. byebye! happy attracting aliens!

旺旺

this stuff is da shit.

especially when you're hungry at 10:43PM.

头可断, 头发不可乱!

just watch finish the last episode of tong xin yuan. and i realise got many many part of the story they haven't complete. yala i know la so that they can come out part three. but im very bored. so i shall attempt to list them all here. wahahah.

What will happened to Daqiu and.. ah.. wads her name?

Yes. the biggest mystery left unsolved in the show. what happened to them? before it ended, daqiu fell into the lake, after hitting his head onto the pipe, apparently caused by his guilt from killing his step-dad. His wife screamed for help. the most useful she has been since the start of the serial.

What i think will happen?

Baozhu will continue screaming for help for another 15minutes (enough time for her husband to drown). After screaming for at least 15minutes to no avail, out of desperation, she decides to jump into the lake/canal/river/pond/body of water/whatever that is and realises that she cant swim. An abandoned car is reported blocking the bridge and the traffic police is called. The car is towed away and an indian policeman with very sharp eyes spots two bodies on lying on top of each other under the bridge, on the sand.

Daqiu is pronounced dead at the scene and Baozhu is in a coma. The only two people worried for her is her mother and Baobei. Dayang refuses to massage Baozhu's feet and angers Baobei. Baobei wants a divorce. Baobei's blood mother, whatever her name is, visits Baozhu in the hospital. She steps on Baozhu's tube without noticing. Baozhu suffocates.

While clearing Baozhu and Daqiu's belongings, the family discovers a cheque for 500k from Baobei's mother.

so in conclusion, end up i think both of them will die. evil. i know. wahahah.

What happened to Jimei?

In the last season, Jimei refused to return home and insisted Dahai moved on with life. She stayed at the church and continued her life as a nun.

What i think will happen?

After Daqiu and Baozhu's passing, Dahai feels that its time to move on with life. He puts everything in the past and continues his life working in the factory, writing scripts which are used occasionally by the local television network.

One day, Yangqin (i'm not sure if this is her name. i'm refering to that china whore anyway.) appears at tong xin yuan's gate, in search for a job, after being retrenched from a pub in geylang because of her handicap. Dahai fell in love with her.

Three months later, Dahai decides to propose to Yangqin in front of everyone during the family's reunion dinner. When Yangqin says yes, the door is flung open, Jimei steps in, dressed in normal clothes and the credits appear.

Jimei tells the story of what happens to her after her Reverend Mother finds out that she was once married. The Reverend Mother, who is played by Huang Biren, tells Jimei off for not only lying about her past, but for also wearing the wrong necklace around her neck (since when nuns wear beads around their neck like that? lol. i believe she is a Catholic nun since i believe Buddhist temples do not have church bells are and not refered to as a church. lol? unless there is another religion i am not aware of.). Jimei is deeply hurt and runs away from the convent.

Dahai is in a dillema. He cannot decide between the two ladies. However, when he finally decides to choose Yangqin, Jimei goes psychotic and becomes like Fyn. she constantly tries to seduce Dahai and has an imaginery son.

What happened to Xinmin?

Xinmin decides to leave for God-knows-where in this season, promising to lead a better life.

What will happen to Xinmin?

Xinmin's character is replaced by Patricia Mok. Xinmin returns from God-knows-where. Instead of living a better life in wherever she was, Xinmin soon ran out of money. Not wanting to worry her father, she decided to find a job. She found a job in a big multinational company dealing with conveyor belts and had to entertain clients almost daily. She was raped by a lecherous client. She resigns.

Xinmin returns to her old self and was pimped by the pimp of the year in that country. She was told to go for plastic surgery to suit the likes of the men in the country. Having little money, she went to an underground surgeon, explaining the cause of her present looks. She decided to returning to Singapore after earning enought money for a return ticket. It took her 6months to earn enought money for a return ticket due to her lack of clients.

What happened to Tong Xin Yuan?

On the verge of folding up, Yangqin bought Tong Xin Yuan from Xinmin for an undisclosed amount using Dashan's money. Business was revived by Dayang's new creations.

What will happen to Tong Xin Yuan?

Hua-jie is killed in an accident. With no one to run the factory, the brothers went to a fortune teller in hope of finding a suitable leader. The fortune teller tells the brothers that the business will prosper under Dayang's leadership.

On the day that Dayang takes over, he fires all his brothers from the company, declaring that he was acting stupid and was planning to take over the factory for himself. He is the new villian in the new series.

Under Dayang's leadership, Tong Xin Yuan prospers. He gets the company listed and starts selling instant laksa, mee siam and mee rebus under the Tong Xin Yuan brand (why do i get the feeling that Tong Xin Yuan is so similar to a certain fishball manufacturer? minus the drama and alzheimer's of course). Tian-jie is driven to her grave. She is buried beside Shitou.

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wahahah. okay la. enough already.i took a friggin hour to write this all out. wah wait mediacorp take my story and use. wahaha. den song liao. aiya. i write write write until i myself bored. hahah. out.

have you ever seen a cool dude pissed off?

*addresses have been withheld to protect the identity of this individual.

This is what happens when group mates can't cooperate. an exchange of angry emails were exchanged by our resident cool dude` and an oily chicken wing**. before we start, i urge you to look at the phrase highlighted in blue in the latest reply, and the person who was rude. figure whats happening yourself.

ProdiE: wah. cool dude. pissed off ah?
PIMPle: hot uncle is on fire~!
jZsy: i have been in ur predictament
Dickhead: we are not trying to make her feel guilty right?
All: definitely not.
moi: heh. blogging is cool.

on a more serious note, resdent cool dude would like to apologise to oily chicken wing if he was really rude in any way.

`names have been changed to protect the identity of the victim.
**names have been changed to protect the identity of the aggressor.

hong xin da jiang

walao i watching hong xin da jiang. and i realise some artistes very idiotic. lol

when qi yiwu name was called felicia chin offer him handshake the chee bye kia just walk away. whahaha. so fucking cocky. got chio bu wan shake your hand oso dun wan. hahaha. den after that when he standing on the stage mark lee take award, he wan to shake mark lee hand mark lee dun wan shake his hand. wahahahahhaha. sucker. hahaha.

then later female top 10. when jeanette aw was called, i couldnt help but notice her fiddling with her necklace. walaneh. thats a a damn lousy marketing stunt or whatever you call it. nnb sk jewellery ah. frank su tell me already. you all is man-made diamond one. dun come waste my time and money buy your diamond. i wan buy man-made diamond i buy from frank! hahaha.

okay la. but this not the worst. last time heartlanders the vincent ng and priscella chan every 5 minutes they will cheers to brands chicken esscence! hahahah. since when people cheers drink chicken esscence one? hahaha. wan to call people cheers your product, dun call priscella chan la. call jessica alba! wahahahah.

okay la. back to the show! fuck. it just ended.

old friend

yes, i'm a motherfucker. i know.

5h@w|\| +4|\| 8|00d'/ n00b

chee bye must ask me how to change links. ahaha. noooob.

today i pack my room

song bo. i packing my room. i find many many long lost things which i forget that exists already. a few of them include a 'where is wally' book, my yu-gi-oh deck which kenny raharjo conned me into buy, an ang pow with money inside (lucky i check b4 i throw away. hahaha), three expired and infested with ants tubes of wrigley's and many many more lost treasures la. hahaha. cannot list all down here.

okay la. i want to go and play guitar already. bye.

another day of reminiscing (is that how its spelt?)

just now go and pak kiew with shawn jason rynel and daniel lim. kanina go out with them i forget to watch tong xin yuan. knnbccb. i got a bad bad feeling i will miss the last episode on monday. cos everytime i follow show last episode confirm miss. wad sia.

anyway the uncle say we all play pool good ah. song ah. shawn tan next year want to join competition already man. hahaha. he go i will bring zhida be la la dui one. hahah.

so as usual la. we play finish go bukit merah central kfc and sit. on the way bound to do some stupid things la. hmm. stupid things ah. must do stupid things at the bridge. the last time was waving. this time is do hoi hitler. hahaha. the drivers downstairs must think we are a bunch of mad fucks.

actually today wan to go eat bak kut teh again. but then shop close. wasted ah. so go kfc lor. haha. then that is where our reminiscing session will start. usually we always talk about sames things. anthony tan, chemistry chia, but then today tok about other things ah. more funny one. hahaha. today we talk about several very significant events in our secondary school career. of which, one of them i was the star. hahaha. yes, me, the great one, who else would be able to get about 5 people yellow forms at 1 shot. bwahahaha. of which at least 3 were yellow form virgins. bwahahaha. of course shawn tan was one of them la. wasted jason not in the group. but nevermind. the yellow form caught up with him on another occasion. muahaha. i am eviil. hahaha.

tok about berwin tay. kena wack on his birthday. den kena spray water. kena spray water not enought. alex tay read this. john made berwin drink toilet water. ahahah. alex today how come so fast zhao homeeeeeeeeeeeee? HUM AH?! ahahahah.

so after that on my way home. i walk past anchorpoint. u know the side entrance where the food court is? a huge treebrach drop right in front of it! hahahaha. knock down all the flower pot down there. dunno why so late at night got so many people walking by. otherwise i confrim take photo ah! hahaha. dunno tomorrow still there anot. then i go take. ahahha. i can visualize the sign board man. 'Welcome to JurassicPoint'. whahaha. really look like a scene out of jurassic park. i everytime see news got tree drop down. but i never see one in real life before! tomorrow maybe buy 4d can strike. hahaha.

i think i'm becoming like zhida, rynel su, and all the motherfuckers-who-call-them-dun-pick-up-dun-deserve-to-have-a-phone-much-less-an-02-mini. hahah. just now my sister sms me tell buy her sandwich on the way home from 7/11. hahaha. when i step into the room,

sarah tay: got buy?
moi:huh?
sarah tay: check your fucking phone la
moi:opps.

hahahahah. opps. i really din know. same thing happened the other day when i pang seh shawn when we supposed to go queensway. hahaha. but as edmund says, 'at least never turn off'. haahahaha. okay la. dun bastard people already. today my whole post i tok cock abt people. wait got retribution one. ahahah.

oh i just got santana's latest album and i really like the track featuring kirk hammett and some-other-dude-who's-name-doesnt-appear-in-the-file-tag. hahaha. its called trinity.

edmund whats with the phrase 'evil shall overcome over good' in the email you sent? too much naruto or whatever the shit you;re watching now ah. hahaha. okay la. number 1 fan rushing me already. i'm out!

shawn tan make golden break.

today shawn tan fucking tyco. can golden break. say if the next rack i golden break we go to the cafe next door and eat the most expensive meal. wahahha. but too bad. my luck today no good. hahah.

wasted sia. so end up no most-expensive-meal. must come home eat dinner. hahaha. i'm broke anyway.

FUCK. TONG XIN YUAN START LIAO I FORGET ON TV. FUCK FUCK FUCK. I RUSH HOME TO JUST TO WATCH BUT I FORGET TO TURN ON THE FUCKING TV. GENIUS.

okay on liao. now dadi prroposing to hua-jie in her sleep. thats lame. thats channel 8. whoo. new catchprase for them eh? hahaha. aww poor ruan mian mian. hahah. anyway, enough about that show. its really lame. i still dun underwstand why they saved dahai but not fynn. missed that episode. damn.

so on the way home, i met the bitchiest, rudest and most impatient woman, ever. the bitch boarded the bus with a kid. kanina. come inside the bus wan chiong for the seat behind tell me to move. chee bye. dunno how to be more polite ah. must say move lidat. fucking hell. cheebye never hear the phrase excuse me before ah. so nevermind. i try my best to move let her chiong for the seat behind. sit few stop nia also must sit down. kanina.

so later she happened to drop at the same stop as me. so at first people inside the bus all jam. cannot move. the fucking impatient bitch must shout 'somebody move' kanina dunno how to wait ah. scared the bus driver dun wan to drop u and drive off ah. kanina. this type of people. think the fucking world revolve around them. please stop deluding yourself and learn some manners. i pity her kid. i think last time gahmen haven start the simi lan jiao courtesy campaign.

what the fuck is up with this show. the uncle tell the mother got 'new owner', they scold him, tell the mum its rubbish, then they talk about the 'new owner' again in front of her face. fuck i'm sure alzhimer's patients has a memory of at least 2 seconds. bullshit.

shucks tomorrow got test. supposed to study while playing pool just now one. i think i better go read my notes already. out. after the show. heh.