AOSEPT vs alex tay

today my post shall be on aosept. more specifically, aosept vs alex tay. bwahahaha.

today was the first day of school. something very interesting happened between aosept and our dear friend alex during.. err.. wad was it? ocular physiology practical? yeah.



first, an introduction on aosept. aosept is a hydrogen peroxide(ACID. MUAHAHA.) based contact lens care solution. according to their website,

1. Studies have proven hydrogen peroxide is the most effective contact lens care solution.
2. Preservative-free...no preservative irritation
3. Turns into pure oxygen bubbles and saline solution
4. Lenses are left pure and clean
5. All That Bubbles Is NOT AOSEPT... Only AOSEPT Is AOSEPT

i do not know what the last point meant exactly, but nvm. read more at their website.

so, what exactly happened between aosept and alex. i shall continue my story here.

our new lecturers vivien chiang and koh hui hiang(couldnt stand her slang) instructed us to test the sensitivity of our partner's cornea by touching our subject's cornea lightly with a cotton bud. i was partnered with zhida, and joshua with alex (lalala). people wearing contact lenses were asked to take their lenses out since obviously there'd be no feeling with the lens on. there were a few bottles of lens solution and a few lens cases at the side which the lecturers said could be used for keeping lenses. among the bottles was AOSEPT. *play intro to beethoven's 5th symphony*

after removing his lenses and allowing joshua to test the sensitivity of his cornea, alex, eager to prove his new found skills with his lenses(after what happened last semester), went to the toilet to put his lenses on. only to come running back into the lab with a red eye, screaming in pain. he claimed his eye burned the moment he put his lens into his eye. ms vivien chiang immediately examined him and asked him which solution he used to soak his lens in.

he pointed to none other than our favourite acid-based hydrogen peroxide contact lens cleaner, AOSEPT. at that point in time we were all unaware of the powers of aosept. ms chaing exclaimed, 'see i tell u all to only use the solutions we tell u to use.'. when asked why, she simply replied, 'he put acid in his eye.'. everyone burst out laughing, and of course, joshua and i laughed the loudest(lalala).

see now we all know the power of aosept. never underestimate it.

kanina this post like writing story lidat. but this event is too significant that i cannot not blog about this. muahahah. i know, very evil. bwahahaha.

*TIP OF THE DAY*
UPDATE YOUR COMPUTER REGULARLY SO AS TO PREVENT HACKERS FROM USING LOOPHOLES IN YOUR SYSTEM TO HACK YOUR COMPUTER. COURTESY FROM ARUN KUMAR.

IF YOU FIND ANYONE YOUR DON'T LIKE, JUST PUT SOME AOSEPT INTO THEIR EYE. COURTESY MS VIVIEN CHIANG.

AND YOUR WINNER, AOSEPT!

p.s. alex tay: i take time off maplestory to blog about you u better be grateful ah. wahahaha.

edmund want to sue me

edmund want to sue me for writing that he fall down in my blog. siala. where got such thing one sia. but nvm. i tell him sue den sue lor. bwahahah.

yesterday i forgot to blog sia. play maple until siao already. chiong from morning until night lvl 1 time nia. fuck. tmr go hong kong liao i need to chiong my maple la. i actually wan to sch start reach lvl50. but fuck. now lvl43 nia. knn no hope. hahaha. last week my hui ling so strong. but i miss by abit nia all my numbers. is because of all the fucker like rynel su say wun strike wun strike end up really dun strike. knn. i now cannot buy so often liao. no money.

anyway im in sch now. lunch time so come and type blog. so fucked up right. nvm juz now go for our first gem lecture. 'securing you pc'. we got an indian lecturer with a damn powderful indian accent. he shld go and take the gem on accents and slangs first den come teach us. knn virus he say until sound like 'wireless' fuck until he wrote it on the board i still tot he toking abt wireless. fuck wireless since when can infect pc one. anyway, his lecture was as boring as monica's anp and linda's maths. there's always bound to be a module like that every sem. fuck ah. hope the other modules not so jialat ah. otherwise this sem really die already.

edmund now playing blastbilliards. knn he miss every shot like a fucking noob lidat. and complain that he very long nvr play. lanjiao ah. ahahaa. still whole day say he pro. bullllshiiiitttt. ahahah.

yesterday watch wrestling until so shiok ah. see the christie wad ever her name jump on the molina. wooohooo. this type of thing shawn like ah. somemore lao da say he tot got bra and panty match so he stay up until 3am and watch. hahaha. wrestling getting lamer and lamer sia. JBL the boss dunno wads her name wif the thing on her face one. knn i see her neh neh like plastic sia. reflective one sia. really like barbie doll neh neh ah. ahahah.

J! B! L!

J! B! L!

J! B! L!

L! O! D!

L! O! D!

hahaha.

omg this is getting lame. fuck wwe. aiya need to go and challenge edmund blast billiards already. tmr go hong kong see whether can blog anot. wahahha. i need to faster publish already edmund wan to read. ooouuttttttttt~!

fucking shawn tan

since i still havent figured out how to use the dumb friendster blog comments, i shall post here. fuck i go there everytime they call me sign in sign in liao go there still tell me sign in. wtf. boycott friendster liao. whahah.

anyway. shawn tan u fucker. we see hu end up in hospital first ah. with a broken skull or a few broken bones. bwahahaha.

so, fuck shawn tan. talk abt something else. today go to farrer park play tennis. edmund fall down. bwahahaha. he told me to not blog about his fall. but. too bad. ah actually i din think abt blogging about his fall one leh. until he mentioned it. so thanks for the idea. ahhaha. according to zhida next week my turn to fall down already cos every week 1 person fall down. but what kind of logic is tt.

so back to the fall. edmund kay kiang take water pour over. den he start screaming. ahahha. den coach call him ah gua. ahaha.

anyway, its saturday! the feeling is getting stronger. bwahahah. tonight when i strike den i blog!

friendster blogs

how the fuck do u post comments on friendster blogs. fucking shawn tan say i today nvr tok abt 4d so sure strike 4d. but i dun wan let him strike leh. so i shall reply here.

shawn tan u think 4d so easy strike ah. strike oso dun let u strike okay. let me strike okay. this week hui ling damn strong. strike i dun treat u liao. lalala. bastard.

fuck la. someone please teach me how to comment on friendster blogs.

toa payoh to telok blangah is a long way.

toa payoh to telok blangah is a fucking long way. especially on a bus like 145 which takes u round the fucking world. and as usual the bus was as uncomfortable as it could get. knn sit on the fucking bus for abt an hour and still haven reach. by the time reach safra mt faber sky turn black already and pass my bedtime.

so at safra i play pool. knn past my bedtime already so cannot play properly. like mah-boh lidat. but jason so poor thing stand there like target give shawn and daniel throw chalk. so poor thing right? call the spca quick! hahaha.

so fucking shawn dun want to take bus go to bukit merah central. shawn say he today spend alot of money already. take bus pay 60cents he cannot afford and that he will have to fast for 30days and 30 nights in order to earn back that 60cents. so we tell him. tiu gao lei ah. end up we see him so poor thing so we walk. so on the way will haf to cross the bridge which is above the expressway. dunno who's dumb idea to go and stand on the bridge in 1 row and wave. like a bunch of fucktards.

so we go to kfc and sit down eat dinner. i tell u. never eat the simi lanjiao hot drumlets at kfc. it tastes like fuck. of the 2 times i've eaten it i regret twice. so after that we reminisce(is tt how its spelt?) about our sec sch days.

anyway, i think i'm going listen to some mr brown podcasts now. damn funny lol. and cyy just logged in.

i cant seem to post the screenshot i just took of cyy's msn nick. but nvm, i'll post it tmr or wad. praise the lord anyway.

SBS Transit

today morning i need to go kallang for tennis. so i take bus 33 from my hse outside go kallang. knn the bus like use from 20 years ago. when the bus stop at the traffic light oni, everything starts vibrating. the chair, the window oso. machiam got poltergiest. den when the bus start moving liao, when going to overtake ppl, knn suddenly the whole bus all got shaking sound come out, machiam the whole bus going to fall apart. den somemore i wake up so early and i want to slp in the bus but the bus inside so noisy and shaky that i cannot go to slp. den summore sbs everyday want to increase fare and dun wan to give poly student concession. wad is this man.

so when i tot reaching already can faster get out of the damn bus, zhida call me. CANCELLED. FUCK. I TAKE THE FUCKING BUS ALL THE WAY TO KALLANG ALREADY AND ITS CANCELLED. knn. so i get off and take train. the train oso so fucking crowded at 10am. but at least i dun feel like the train is going to fall apart. so next time i dun wan take bus already. more expensive summore. nnb.

weihan got lumps in her eyes.

weihan got lumps in her eyes. she say is called giant papillary conjuntivitis. whatever that is.

she is is wear contact lens get one. i think is bluff one. how to wear contact lens get lump on the eye. then lidat girl wear bra will get lump on the neh neh higher chance of breast cancer? fuck that was just wrong man. achterlly, i tell u, the real reason why she get lumps on her eye is because she stare at the mirror too much liao. confirm one 100% garuntee stamp chop this simi GPC is not from contact lens get one. its wad u look at. u dun believe u try. stare at this picture see u got tio anot.

poor duck

hahaha. and 1 more thing. weihan wishes for everyone to pray that her lumps will go away before school starts so that she can wear her contact lens.

hui-ling

this week the hui-ling very strong. i going to strike 4d this week.

dawn your smelly mouth cause me today dun strike liao. i dun talk to u already. bwahahaha.

this week first time buy ibet. confirm strike.

Dawn Ho

today john tan call me go out watch show with him. so gay right. nvm. he and shawn same pattern. call me past midnight. think phone sex hotline ah. too bad i sleep already. next time calls between 10pm and 10am i wan charge money already. S$1 a minute. dun worry i'm sure its still cheaper than most chat hotlines.

so nvm. morning i call him back. i think i woke him up. REVENGE. bwhahaahahaha. den john tan give me number to buy. but his number not nice one. today i wan to buy my student admission number. whoever can find out my admin number go and buy u sure strike one. den u must treat me. ahhaha.

so dawn say that i everyday talk about 4d and curse curse curse swear swear swear only. so this post i shall dedicate it to dawn and there shall be no vulgarities in it. since go no vulgarity today if i strike 4d muz treat liyana oso. anyway thats beside the point. dawn say that buy 4d very waste money waste time. i tell her where got waste money. its an investment okay. and where got waste time. dunneed queue up even. anyway dun u think her pattern becoming more and more like rynel su? then somemore she keep insisting that i'm smaller than her. hai. kids these days. confusius say u must repect your elder, understand? deepak chopra say, u must share your wealth. thomas jacob tay say, i'm not sharing with dawn, understand? that was lame nvm.

then i go and play blastbilliards. BLAST BILLIARDS GOT NEW VERSION. damn difficult now. bwhahaha (edmund read this) i left last 2 stage cannot complete okay. ahahah gimme few days i finish game show u.

aiya i running out of ideas wad to blog abt already. now i want to go back to playing blast billiards. remember if u buy my admin number and strike muz treat me ah!

Rynel Su got blog

Rynel su got blog. check it out here.

so today i wake up. later than usual. first time wake up so late. but nvm. so muz wake up and apply for simi lan jiao gem. come in straight away aggie and hunny tell me sure cannot get into anything liao. so i try. fuck for 15 mins everything i try to apply for wad full. wtf man. dumb system. den ppl hu got later appointment how? knn.

so nvm. after tt zhida msg me say wan take securing your pc (some lanjiao gem nobody wants). muz go to LT21B every monday morning at 8AM! WTF MAN. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THE FUCK LT21B IS LOCATED. nvm later i ask rynel su. he better know. den he can redeem himself. so if i strike 4d can share wif him.

fucking shawn tan 7am call me. he think wad. phone sex hotline ah. anytime can call. knn. i tot how come i set my alarm clock sia. bastard. next time i borrow his phone set his alarm 3am liao. watch it. muahahah. cheebye. i dreaming halfway wake me up nia. wad if tt dream my grandmother felt like giving me number how?! bastard all your fault. now i share my winning wif rynel su liao dun share with u. u can forget about your crystal jade sushi tei and wad fuck i promised. buahahahah. eh shit! but deepak chopra say muz share money with ppl!

yesterday trey chua give me number. i try see his numbers lucky anot. if strike i buy him maple cash card la! oh shucks! i need to go out and buy numbers now! later forget den jialat ah. if strike tomorrow treat everyone go eat sakae sushi! byebye!

National Update for Optometrists and Opticians

song bo? student delegate sial. dun play a ful ah. hahaha.

so we spent a whole day sitting in the lecture theatre listening to a bunch of prrrrrrooooooofeeeesssssiiiiiionaalls speak. siala. dun play a ful ah. professionals.

so we sat there the whole day and listen to a bunch of bullshit which i didn't understand. okay la. so not the whole day. but still it was damn boring.

i sit there few hours. the only thing i learnt today is that got contact lens make of silicone one. siala. imagine sia. your contact lens take out from pamela anderson neh neh make one. is that kewl or wad.

so after that fucking edmund call me go queensway buy summore racket grip for me. knn he think wad i so bo eng everyday go queensway buy grip for him. nnb.

talk a bout tennis. anchorage masters this coming friday. Edmund vs Zhida. place your bets now~~ this bet got more chance than alex that one. lai ah lai ah!

Place your bets~!

today alex tell us that he want to score 4 for his gpa next semester.

edmund say he is giving 1:10000000 odds if alex scores 4!

place your bets now~~!

fuck ah strike 4d also easier          

Deepak Chopra

i was talking to my aunty yesterday about what i'd do with my money when is strike 4d. den she remind me about a book that i was reading awhile ago called 'Creating Affluence' by Mr Deepak Chopra.

Mr Chopra is a trained physician and is famous for writing books. He claims Hinduism as his main influence. read more about him here.

the book i read was on *duh* creating affluence. how to get rich. yeah. get the idea? i remember one of his philosophies is that money belongs to the universe. there is a fixed amout. give money away and u will recieve money in return. i was thinking. knn this fucker trying to bluff hu. lidat give money how to get money back. u think buying 4d ah. so nvm. i read on. he say when people ask u for things, u must freely give. then like that u can create affluence. i still thinking this fucker head got problem one. friend ask u for present, u give ur friend present, u will recieve things in return. u think wad. ur friend call singapore pools ah. knn.

so nevermind. i promise my aunty i will buy her the osim stomach massager thing when i strike 4d. she say 'cannot. lidat u wun strike already. u rmb the book. it says u muz say u will give then u will strike.' so i tell her i dun care.

must be her smelly mouth. that day i din strike 4d. nvm. that night weihan tell me she dream of number. wah i thinking song liao. i take number from weihan few time liao. never strike. this time from dream one sure must strike liao. so today morning after church when we kena lockjed out of the house cos no key, i faster go outside buy the numbers weihan call me to buy.

since i still young. got no money. cannot follow Mr Chopra's philosophy mah. if i lidat buy everybody present. nabei hu going to buy me present. so i try use my own modifed version of Mr Chopra's philosiphy. Mr Deepak Chopra say u buy people things, u will strike rich in return. Thomas Jacob Tay say as long as u promise people u will buy them thing when u strike rich, u confirm will strike rich. so i promise alot of ppl i will treat them thing liao ( u all know hu u are. better sah kar me ah. muahahah. rynel su fuck off. your smelly mouth make me last week never strike). but i still young. not in a hurry to strike 4d.

oO. and i juz looked at Mr Chopra's Wikipedia page and i realise he has a blog. check it out here. hmm. seems interesting.

in fact. now i think back. the period of time after i read the book. i wanted to live my life based on that part of the book which i can remember. give people present and u will strike rich. i tell my mother. u wan to strike rich, u must buy me new handphone. deepak chopra say one. but she tell me dun tok nonsense. and den ask me give her money from my paycheck. den u can strike rich. deepak chopra say one. so i tell her dun tok nonsense.

maybe thats why i still haven strike rich. pui pui. cannot say this type of sway things. whole day say how to strike. like rynel lidat. pui pui. take the thought out of my head. sure strike. sure strike.

come to think abt it. maybe i never do enuff good deeds. cannot be mah. this morning i tell shawn tt bukit merah central got new pirated shop. shld be count as 1 liao mah. i last time nkf show i press wrong number i donate 20 bucks instead of 5 leh. knn. but then the lucky draw gif simi million dollar condo i nvr win leh.

maybe i should email Mr Chopra and ask for more suggestions. but Mr Chopra the suggestion quite absurd leh. how? maybe i should listen to my mother and study hard. aiya. nvm la. as i said myself. i still young. got alot of time to think abt this.

HAHA! i just read the wikipedia page the another part of Mr Chopra's article. now i more confirm that Mr Chopra cannot trust one. wait i quote for u see. 'In March 2003, shortly before the US-led Invasion of Iraq, Chopra on being asked for creative ideas, suggested that a new Disney World theme park in the Middle East would help to reduce fear and anger in children and that residents of Iraq should be provided free access to CNN, MTV and Nickelodeon [2] to expose them to the rest of the world. Chopra's proposals were widely ridiculed.'.

knn. u tell me how to trust this guy. give them see CNN everyday they all thinking 'song bo my house is inside the television!' den next moment, 'FUCK! where'd it go?!'. somemore all this middle east news channel like to show video of terrorist cutting us soldier head one. put cnn there wait they whole day show ppl cutting journalist head how. knn. never use brain one this guy.

nowonder i haven strike rich. choy choy choy. aiyo wads with me today. whole day say this type sway things. see la. chopra. its all ur fault man. i dunwan to follow your philosophies liao. scam ppl oni. 5 mins ago i tot this deepak chopra can trust. now i dun wan read his book liao. make me shu oni. like li guo huang in the best bet say one. knn. make me lose.

fuck. now i know why liao. my desk in front got all this simi lan jiao biochem anatomy and physiology book from last sem. nowonder cannot strike 4d. muz faster go throw away liao. make me sway oni. choy choy. i wan strike still. sure strike. sure strike.

damn. and i think this 4d thing is getting out of hand. i think i'm addicted to 4d. but then i read the singapore pools website. according to them im not a problem gambler leh. http://www.singaporepools.com.sg/Common?page=play_responsibly. in fact i din answer yes to any of those questions! wee. im safe!

but then my blog everything oso talk about 4d leh. they never put one question 'do you talk about nothing but 4d everyday?' so i guess im still safe lor. yay!

okay la okay la. i talk about 4d for today until i sian already. talk abt 4d so long until i forget to check teletext. chopra la. all your fault u spoilt my mood u biatch. see later got anything to blog abt anot.

KAN! never strike. fucking chopra. oi weihan ur number u remember correct anot?

4d... again.

was talking hunny(pure and elegant) and peggy on msn. hunny our resident genius felt like proving shawn's calculations wrong. so here we go..















but of course, who in singapore doesnt know that your chances of striking first prize in 1 draw is 0.01%? so, here we go again!

since our elegant and pure genius was not able to come up with a definite answer for the probability of striking the first prize over 8 years and 2502 draws (2 numbers per draw bought) i shall post her 2 possibilities. please correct HER if SHE's wrong. haha

1. 0.01% x 2502 draws = 25.02% chance over 8 years. (compared to shawn's odds and the next possibility..... yeah.)
2. 0.01%^2502 = ? (count yourself i dun wan to find out lol)

yes. thats all we have for today. i shall update if i find more possibilities. i kinda like the 25.02% odds tho. ^^

photos~!

cool. i was watching my sis and i just learnt how to upload photos here.i know. f@2k1n9 n00b. lol.

knn how come come out like the size change lidat.

despo. i know.

nope. that ain't my ear. lol.

f42k1n9 N00B.

hanarh hanarh.

Blast Billiards

its another boring saturday. stay at home play maplestory and blast billiards deluxe. in my opinion, blast billiards is the most addictive flash based billiard game anywhere on the net. its so simple yet difficult. knn last time i whole day sit in front of the fucking com trying to put the ball inside. knn den tio dynamite. sibei pek cek. play so long still cannot complete the fucking game. stuck at tt golf stage. knn. go and try. complete the golf stage/the game liao tell me. den show me. find it here. cb. dun wan play liao.

this morning shawn sms me ask me dl tt irritating s club 7 song for him. simi i never had a dream come through. fuck ah. i tot since when he listen to this type of song sia. always hear bee gees oni den suddenly wan S CLUB 7?! 'i never had a dreammmmm comeeeeeeee thruuuuuu.. till the day tt i founddddd uuuuuuuu' FUCK! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

ok la. i wan go outside find things to eat liao. see later got anything interesting to blog abt anot. bUaIx bUaIx~. omg i dun believe i juz said tt. shoot mOi me. DAMN.

Maple is fucked up.

i juz made a new char on maple. knn. all the fucking noobs ks-ing me. sibei dulan. dun w an play liao. go sleep better. haha.

oh ya. regarding shawn's latest post on cyy. juz now on maple he was preaching the word of god to us. claiming he was sent by god to 'salvate' all of us. oh. and he said he was converted by BERWIN. lolol. song bo? too bad. no screenshot. dunno how to post pictures. anyone can teach me? haha.

4D

read shawn's post on 4d here

sure bo? 4.08% nia. cannot be. muz be higher la.

This is my first post.

firstly, i am writing this blog because sock leng wants to link me to hers, check hers out here (i know, typical ah lian blog, hahaha jk ah sock leng dun come burn my house down). since this is my first post, forgive me if all i talk about is rubbish or about maplestory -.-" lol.

my life. my life is enclosed within this four walls of my room. ask shawn. he can tell u how hard it would be to get me off my chair even to go out and pak kiew. KNN he whole day say i lazy oni noe how to play computer like he nvr lidat. oh ya, and he juz told me tt he realised that he can memorise the entire bangla gets punk'd prank call. hahaha WTF RIGHT?! 'hello' 'yeah' 'eh u fucking chee bye hu miss call this number blah blah' 'i never call u leh' 'u sure about 6 times u noe' 'when now ah' ' ah den when ur father call ah' knn and he sounds exactly like the bloody bangla la. damn for a second i felt like posting his number for the whole world to miss call. ah and he just suggested that i used that prank call as my background music.

okok enuff about banglas and ah bengs. omg i've been writing for the past half an hour and this is all i've written. knn poly make us learn simi lan jiao crs like no use sia. i down here write blog oso cannot. knn waste my friday mornings nia listen to tt old woman tok. knn call me chicken somemore. den next sem got simi lan jiao report writing. secondary sch + primary sch 10 years learn not enuff english ah come poly still muz learn english. wasting time nia.

blogging is harder than i thought. at first i think, blog juz tok cock oni mah. now i know. not so easy okay. somemore now government catch ppl say racist thing. even harder to write. cannot anyhow say thing. wait kena catch go jail how. hu is going to train my maplestory char if i go jail?

ok la ok la. i dunno wad to write liao. so much for critical reasoning skills. lai ah lai ah. post ur comments! first to post comment i will give the person a treat when i strike 4d tomorrow! hahaha.