fucking head & shoulders

cheebye. my eye is burning. everytime i bathe confirm got this head and shoulders go inside my eye. fucking pain man. i think must buy johnson & johnson no more tears already. chee bye. hahaha.

anyway, just now while walking to the lt for doctor koh's class, we found a job advertisement on the floor (note:we found it on the floor, we didn't rip the whole thing off a notice board.). hahaha. so me and alex call and apply for the job. the girl tell us sms her our paticulars and she will get back to us. so, we sms-ed her our paticulars and waited for her call. in the lt we put our bags on the row in front,

alex: eh, i feel the chair vibrating. i think she calling back sia.
moi: sure not?
alex: *searching his bag frantically* really sia. i just now feel the chair moving.
moi: dun bluff la.
alex: opps its in my pocket.
moi: motherfucker.

wahahah. anyway, after that we told edmund the girl voice sound very young. edmund get very excited and say he like. say he wan at night call. hahaha. i think he pedophile sia. like shawn tan ah. opps. i hope miss balloongirl doesnt read this. heh. and yes shawn, i'm calling you a pedophile. wahahah.

wah. i think i want to ask my mother buy milo next time she go supermarket ah. wah i see the advertisement milo really damn good man. drink milo already can go SEA game win gold medal ah! wahahha. dun pray pray ah. i think i better drink more milo ah. and not just win gold medal okay. u drink milo already u can swin in the ocean like dolphins! whahaha. dun play a ful.

and i hope milo advertisement is not bluff people one. last time i see chicken essence advertisement, the whole class drink chicken essence before exam all pass with fly colours! so i thought is real one. i before o level prelim chinese and o level chinese exam i drink 1 bottle, got ginseng flavour one even. kanina come out still fail. the tv bluff people one. u think heinekien really can attract aliens meh? is bullshit understand. no alien will come one.

thats why i say. all this ang moh think they very clever, just because they can make the spaceship fly to mars they big fuck ah. limpeh tell u, u can make spaceship fly to mars, but you don't know alien psychology, is useless one. but alien psychology is not very difficult to understand actually. actually come to think of it, is universal one. you want to attract alien/human/or whatever else there is in the universe, is not put heinekien there, but all you need to do is put the tiger beer there. not the beer, but the JESSICA ALBA POSTER! wahahahah. if still got no alien come, you know means wad? MEANS GOT NO ALIEN LA. wahahah.

okay la. csi start already. byebye! happy attracting aliens!