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Check this guy out. FASTEST SHREDDER EVER.

How addicted are you?

Okay today i very bored. i decided to make a quiz. how addicted are you to 'Bangla gets Punk'D'! Grab pen and paper and we'll find out how addicted you are to bangla get punk'd! Don't cheat hor!

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1. How many times did the phone ring before it was answered?
2. Fill in the blanks, '____ ___, record buay? _____ ___ ah?'
   
3. What is the ah beng's handphone number?
4. How many times did the bangla call the ah beng?
5. Exactly where was the bangla told to meet the ah beng
6. Fill in the blanks, 'Your mother cheebye ____ ____ ah.'.
7. Which prepaid card does the bangla buy?
8. How much does the bangla pay for 'one card'.
   
9. Fill in the blanks, 'Talk to nicely people, __ _____ _______.'.
10. The ah beng doesn't care if who used this number before, in order of how it was mentioned.

1. 5 times (5 marks)
2. Record liao, record buay? Speaker gong ah? (1 mark per blank)
3. 91403054 (10 marks)
4. Six times (1 marks)
5. Punggol, block 107 (1 mark for Punggol, 1 mark for block 107)
6. inside kosong (2 marks per blank)
7. Hi card (2 marks)
   
8. $15 (Award 2 marks)
9. then people understand (2 marks per blank)
10. Friend, father or mother (2 marks per person, additional mark if it is in order)

Total 35 marks.

If your score was:

• 1-5: Go and listen to it more la, you don't know what you're missing.
• 6-20: Not bad, room for improvement though. (TIP: Try listening to it aboout 3 times a day)
• 21-30: Just 839 more times to saturation point*! You're almost there!
• 31-34: Hardcore. Now you are qualified to irritate your friends over the phone everyday
• 35: GODLIKE! I bet you can imitate the way the bangla says' I never call you leh' HAHAHAHHAA.
  

I bet shawn tan will score full marks!

*Saturation pint is defined as the point when u have listened to the file at least 9999 times and is able to repeat it word for word.

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hahahaha. okay thats all for the first installation of how addicted are you. maybe next time i do one for Zhng my car! hahhahaha.

Optism vs. Pessimism, Realism vs. Idealism, Jacob Tay vs. Rynel Su

Speaks for itself.

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The other day i had this uber weird dream. I dreamt our best friend s/o pribakaran was busking on the road. Of course. since he's our best friend, i gave threw him a coin. And i think my aiming improved, i hit him right in the center of his forehead! hahahahahahaha.

The Four Steps to Success

1. Open the book.
2. Read the book.
3. Pray.
4. Go to the exam and see how!
   

Remix

This is my first try at remixing. hahaha. Must listen!

No la. Actually i did try to do a Black Sabbath (Crazy Train, Iron Man, Paranoid) medly yesterday but it sounds really shitty. hahaha. I just dumped Ozzy's "ALLLLLLLL ABOOOOOOAAAAAAAARDDDDDDDD" over any part that didn't fit. hahahahahah.

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wait police catch

today shawn call me go night cycling with him. i tell him i busy. must study. cannot go with him. i also tell him,you better be careful ah. wait policeman catch you then call your mummy go there and fetch you go home ah! hahahahahhaha.

kill the time

You Are a Glam Rocker!

You put the "show" in rock show with your larger than life self. No doubt, you are all about making good music... But what really gets you going is having an over the top show. Glitter, costumes, and wild hair are your thing - with some rock thrown in!

What Kind of Rocker Are You?

ARGHHHHHHHHH #$%^&%$*&^*&(&

fuck macula sparing. there is no such thing as macular sparing. if any of us has a lesion at the optic radiations, we will go totally blind, because there is no such thing as macular sparing. there is no such thing as macular sparing. now erase those two words from your mind dammit. there is no such thing is macular sparing.


see?! even bart knows. now fuck you and fuck macular sparing.

check it out... again

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Bausch and Lomb Solution

'To all the people out there.…lol…think only a few…nvm… it is advised that contact lens wearer to stop using this solution after increase in fungal eye infection patients suspected to using this damn solution….my bro’s using this solution….hahaha….lol….omg! How sia…he very hum chi…asking mi to go spoc steal a few AMO de solution….haha…lucky i use one day acuvue…use and throw….dun nid to use any damn solution….gud luck to all users f the damn solution…anyway….investigations are still being carried out and rite now just relac relac…dun nid to hum….just use it if u have plenty….. hmmm….here’s the link if u wanna look further into it….dunno will link anot…i nOOb leh….( wad jeph said) '

Edmund

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Lucky i don't need to use! Wait go blind! HAHAHA! Limpei tell u, safest is use aosept, simi lan jiao bacteria also dun have, only have alex tay's corneal epithelium! WAHAHAH.

EDIT:

edmund you fucker you never read the article properly.

'The findings also showed all 18 patients used disposable contact lenses. These lenses ranged from daily disposable lens to monthly disposable lens and came from a variety of manufacturers.'

hahaha. think use daily lenses safe ah? lolol.

spaceship one!

spaceship one just rules!


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hahahah. i think its to prevent him from licking his balls wound.

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Jacob's Formula

1 hour of study = 3 2 lectures + 45 50min daydreaming

i haven't die yet

i never post for 3 days laready sial. for the sake of my 1.5readers that don't have msn and may think i'm dead, i'm making this post (zhida = 0.5). even though i have nothing to blog about, i'm still gonna post. lol wtf.

this morning the dog kena castrated. poor dog. kena wear th elizebethen collar summore. tomorrow i shall post pictures. hahahhaa.

i had a damn good time the past 3 days not worrying about what to post and disturbing people over msn voice conference. muahahhaa.

exams coming liao. time to go. out.

its calling

I'm a Mazda Miata!

You like to soak up the sun, but your tastes are down to earth. Everyone thinks you're cute. Life is a winding road, and you like to take the curves in stride. Let other people compete in the rat race - you're just here to enjoy the ride.

Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.

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hahahahah. its fate man. but first i need to get a driving licsence/job/money/strike lottery.

whats the world coming to

wikipedia and the supposedly bestest tag board provider in the world are both down. whats the internet coming to?! THE END IS NEAR!!

this is damn exciting

today i figured out how to hook up my guitar directly to the computer. even though it sounds like shit when it comes out of the speakers, its still damn fun. wahahahha. can msn conference disturb people. hahahah. i got a few victims already. muahahha! who want to be my victim just request voice conference with me

Korean Dramas II.

what the heck?! lame leh this show. first time in all of drama serial history the guy caught the lift the girl was in, just to tell her off and let her go. THEN AFTER THAT RUN DOWN THE STAIRS CHASE HER! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. dumbasssssssssss.

Korean Dramas.

today i wasted a good 3 hours watching kim sam soon and eating chilli crabs. okay la. maybe dun count the chilli crab part as a waste of time. but the korean drama part. i dunno why all these shows so addictive leh. the storyline all very generic one. come let me describe a typical korean drama storyline.

episode one: girl meets boy in unusual/embarresing/comical situation. they become friends/enemy. if they became enemies, they WILL settle their differences and become very good friends in the 7th minute and 23rd second of the 3rd episode.

episode two: second last episode: girl quarrels with boy exactly six hundred and eighty three times. however, the only make up six hundred and eighty two times. the last time is saved for the last episode.

last episode: girl makes up with boy. live happily after.

alternative ending: girl dies of terminal disease. usually leukaemia. sadly she dies bald in most show because of chemotherapy. *NOTE*the person who dies must be the female, because if the male dies, it is unromantic.*NOTE*

now afther i read my description, i realise all dramas are like that. hahahahhaha. but nevermind, its addictive, and i'm gonna finish watching kim sam soon soon. heh.

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anyway i was looking at the came from section of my statcounter and i realised that someone was refered to my blog from this page, 'http://search.msn.com.sg/results.aspx?FORM=TOOLBR&q=bangla gets punk'd'. HAHAHAH.

The Cynical Chef : Uncut and Uncensored

This will be the name of Rynel's new food-travel documentareality show. In the first section of the show, Rynel will travel around the world and taste the best food the world has to offer. A featured guest will follow Rynel on his journey every episode.

In the second part of the show, Rynel gets drunk. He then attempts to cook dishes, trying to imitate the featured style of that episode, which will be revealed in the forst section. He will cook 2-3 dishes each episode. The dishes will be sampled by his guests for the episode.

Burnt hair and cut or severed fingers are gaurunteed for the amusement of the audience. And as quoted by Rynel, the last dish will somehow always appear dark red in colour.

Stay tuned for more information on the series. Parties that are interested in being guests for The Cynical Chef may apply through me. You will be mentally and physically tested before you are auditioned. Cannibalism will be an advantage.

M18: Strong language, Gory content, Adult themes. Not suitabe for minors. Viewer discretion is advised.

guitarholic

you know some alcholics say that their hands and feet tremble when they don't drink?

my hands trembles everywhere except on the fretboard. so i guess i'm a guitarholic?

damn

wah. just now go dentist. dentist say must pluck the tooth come out. he say can either pluck 1 at a time, or go hospital one shot pluck both. then they put u to sleep. song leh. i never been put to sleep in the hospital before. but my sis say must stay hospital one. wtf man. pluck teeth oso must stay hospital?! i dun believe! lolol

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just now alex tay and shawn tan come my house. play crazy taxi. deprived retarded kids. wahahahha. anyway i think alex is alcholic. and he's afraid of dogs. fagggggggggg!

kan

shit man. i think my wisdom tooth is infected. maybe one of these days can pon tang school go wan see dentist. muahahahaha. fucking pain. ouch ouch ouch.

tired.

i very tired now. blog tomorrow... hahahahahah. i purposely make this kind of entry today. becuase i don't understand why people like to make entries like, "Tired. i shall blog tomorrow." or "Something happened today, but i don't feel like saying what." might as well don't say right?

no logic right? hahahaha. anyway, tired, shall blog tomorrow! wahahahaha.

10 wikipedia article you never knew existed

1. Ah bengs
   
2. Singapore ay culture
   
3. Under One Roof
   
4. 5 C's
   
5. Xiaxue
6. Maplestory
7. Dover MRT Station
   
8. Queensway
9. LIVING PEOPLE?!?!?! (JIALAT! MY NAME NOT INSIDE! does it mean i'm.. er.. dead?)
10. GREATEST SHOW OF THE TWENTIETH CENTURY!!
    

hahaha

'Ang moh idea is very special, even if i have to pay more, i also don't mind!'

see which one of my 3 readers can guess where that line came from. shawn tan keep quiet.

ouch

walao. just now joshua send me the bomberman-like game for handphone. knn i play for abt 5 minutes and now my hand aches. i think got carpal tunnel syndrome.

my finger

i hurt my finger today. while playing the guiter. i got no idea how. but it hurts. like kena sprain that kind of pain. shit. my fourth finger somemore. the only finger i could depend on to pull off bends. lol. nevermind enough about that. just now i went to meet shawn tan and jason ow go play pool. say meet at redhil mrt. so i reach liao i wait for them fucking long. like fucking long. so i called him. the bastard say he on the platform playing jason's laptop. fuck man. like some fucking deprived kid like that. sit mrt sit bus also want to play computer. wtf.

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anyway i've decided to transpose tchaikovky's 1812 overture for the electric guitar. this is gonna be fun~! hahahah.

magnum opus

today i was bored. so i was browsing through wikipedia. i looked up a word which i always found at the top-right of musical scores while i was in the band. and i came across something very interesting.

Opus is a Latin word for work. The plural of opus is opera. It is used in many fields, notably in architecture and in music.
-In music, pieces of music by composers are given opus numbers, which generally run in order of publication. Unpublished compositions often are given WoO numbers (Werke ohne Opus, German for works without opus).

so i think. and think. and think somemore. then i realise, it doesnt make sense leh! if unpublished compositions are labeled Werke ohne Opus, translated works without opus, shouldnt unpublished compositions be labeled Opus ohne Opus instead? then since it is an opus which isn't an opus, shouldn't it not be labeled an opus at all? hahahaha. this reminds me of this morning's phyvio lecture.

i wonder whether you all noticed monica making statements like, 'Hidden hyperopia is hidden, so it cannot be measured, because it is hidden!' and 'Remember to bring your calculators, so that you can calculate'. hahahaha. its like me saying, 'I am so enlightened, because i have gained enlightenment!'

i dunno la. but i found her way of speaking today very amusing. hahaha.

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anyway, enough of all this nonsense because i am now going to stop talking nonsense yesterday i was watching some korean drama on vcd with my mum. hahahha. i don't believe i actually managed to sit through that few ours watching the show. few hours only because she was watching the last few episodes already. the show is called my name is kim sam soon or something like that. but quite interesting leh. hahaha. i feel like watching from the start again. heh. but i'd have to admit. at least these korean dramas are better those channel 8 ones. unfortunately, they're both just as addictive.