lolol

just now when i reached into my bag for my mp3 players, i realised my cross cylinders were still brand new. untouched since the first day of school. praise the lord for phoropters. hahahaha.

new blog

ok just got my new blog up. i'll be posting most of my recordings there. hehehe. check it out.

Scale of the Week: Da Bluez Scale

sounds awesome.

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i have decided to make myself learn a new scale weekly. then sooner or later, i'll rule the world! BWHAHAHAHA

Baileys + Milo (in excess) = PWNAGE!

check out my milo baileys dinosaur(and hello kitty in the background). abit too rich and too sweet, but who cares? its baileys and milo dammit! all it lacks is a tablespoon of nutella hor? hahahahahha.

tired

Wah today morning went to play tennis with zhida and edmund. knnnnnnnnnnn bloody edmund wack the ball kena my face sial but never mind today everybody also kena wack by ball. heheheh.

Flour + Water + Salt + Eggs = PWNAGE

Today had our PTN at sentosa. We were told to meet at 9, but as usual la, better late than early. hehehehhe. Actually i overslept la. Didn't want to go, but since this round our brudders were organisers so must show some support la. heh. So keeping to old sec4G traditions, i met lao da and shao lin at harbourfront at... er.. 12? lol.

Yeah so we made our way down to tanjong beach to meet the rest of the DOPT. By the time we reach timing very good just nice to play game. hahaha. I think they played games earlier too but ben says it was booooooring.

First game we played was captain's balls, with fruits. Very sinful sial, waste fruits. Dunno if they have any idea how many people in africa we kill for the fruit. But they take and throw around. tsk tsk but what the heck, not like if you stop throwing the fruits around the lion will stop eating the deer right?

So after that we play volleyball. 1 team 7 people, 6 people root to the ground, yuan zhi serve. No rally, no match. Pwned the other team. buahahahhaha. Then play alex and joshua's lame telematch. Got so much flour in my mouth man, and the bloody balloons were so hard to blow sial.

Wah then the exciting part come last. Play water bombbbbbbbbs! wwwwwoooooohooo. Supposed to prevent your newspaper from getting wet. While the other team was strategizing we were in the sea wetting our own teammates already! TK!!! HAHAHHAA. Damn high. THEN while we were all throwing water around, throw throw throw throw throw, then 'plooooop' shao lin fell into the sea! HAHAHAHAHHAHA DAMN FUNNY!!

Yeah and i'm lazy to blog about the rest already. And regarding the title, what do you think can be done with flour, salt water and eggs at the beach? hehehehe slowly think lor. out~

Why we need 20 gigabytes in our mp3 player?

Today, i will be discussing a topic which i hold very close to my heart, why we need an mp3 player which can hold at least 20 gigabytes worth of songs, equivalent to almost a thousand songs! 4 of such mp3 players used to its capacity could bring down the whole fucking entire music industry! *BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA*

Okay so back on topic, why is a 20gb mp3 player needed? Some may say that you probably won't be able to listen to every song, much less fill it up. I say you should take your 128mb ipod shuffle which you won playing hyper relay and shove it up your ass, because my buttcrack can hold more mp3 files than that thing in your ass. And people with the ipod nano, you're not excused either.

Yesterday i uploaded a few albums into my phone because i thought it'd be more convienient for me to just carry my phone and still have the goodness of an mp3 player. However, i was proven wrong. I uploaded 4 albums into my phone. Today while i was deciding on what to listen to on my way back from school, i felt so constricted in making my choice.

Now on to the next group of people, those who say that those hard drive players are to big. Small then good. First i'd like to say, take that 128mb ipod shuffle hanging round your neck and shove it up your ass, ok thats better. Secondly, fuck you. And thirdly, as the old saying goes 'big then got power'(Johnny, 2005). Why big then got power you might ask, for a very simple reason. Remember that joke about why people should carry nokia 3210s to gang fights? Yupyupyup, think along those lines, but more importantly, now you can tell the fella to fuck off with Steve Vai's guitar screeching in the background!

And last but not least, the main reason why 20gb mp3 players are important is due to the sole fact that i feel my balls getting bigger with every song i upload into my player (right rynel su?). Hehehehehe.

In conclusion, everyone should convert to hard drive based mp3 players! because they pwn that ipod shuffle stuck in your arse!

pwned

you want special? ^^

words of wisdom from a taxi driver who keeps a picture of an ah gwa in his blackberry:

"Orchard towers, 90% is operation! Changi Village, 90% no operation!"

hmmmmmm..

supernanny

tonight's supernanny is about a food phobic boy. a word of advice, when your kid is food phobic, dont get the supernanny, get jamie fucking oliver idiots.

keratoconus

wah as i was about to make my wikipedia random article rounds for the day i was greeted by keratoconus as the featured article for the day. i think its a sign asking me to start on pathology. hmmm. i wonder when 'lottery' will ever be a featured article.

ukeleles