Why we need 20 gigabytes in our mp3 player?

Today, i will be discussing a topic which i hold very close to my heart, why we need an mp3 player which can hold at least 20 gigabytes worth of songs, equivalent to almost a thousand songs! 4 of such mp3 players used to its capacity could bring down the whole fucking entire music industry! *BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA*

Okay so back on topic, why is a 20gb mp3 player needed? Some may say that you probably won't be able to listen to every song, much less fill it up. I say you should take your 128mb ipod shuffle which you won playing hyper relay and shove it up your ass, because my buttcrack can hold more mp3 files than that thing in your ass. And people with the ipod nano, you're not excused either.

Yesterday i uploaded a few albums into my phone because i thought it'd be more convienient for me to just carry my phone and still have the goodness of an mp3 player. However, i was proven wrong. I uploaded 4 albums into my phone. Today while i was deciding on what to listen to on my way back from school, i felt so constricted in making my choice.

Now on to the next group of people, those who say that those hard drive players are to big. Small then good. First i'd like to say, take that 128mb ipod shuffle hanging round your neck and shove it up your ass, ok thats better. Secondly, fuck you. And thirdly, as the old saying goes 'big then got power'(Johnny, 2005). Why big then got power you might ask, for a very simple reason. Remember that joke about why people should carry nokia 3210s to gang fights? Yupyupyup, think along those lines, but more importantly, now you can tell the fella to fuck off with Steve Vai's guitar screeching in the background!

And last but not least, the main reason why 20gb mp3 players are important is due to the sole fact that i feel my balls getting bigger with every song i upload into my player (right rynel su?). Hehehehehe.

In conclusion, everyone should convert to hard drive based mp3 players! because they pwn that ipod shuffle stuck in your arse!